MY BROTHER HAS A CAT NAMED SUSAN, AND SHE LIKES PIZZA. cnn WAS PLAYING ON THE TELEVISION SET AND IT WAS THE WEATHERMANS TURN TO SING HIS SONG. HE STOOD THERE ALL DOLL EYED AND TOLD ME AND SUSAN WHAT FLORIDA’S CLIMATE HAD TO OFFER FOR THE NEXT 7 DAYS. OH, MODERATELY TEMPERATE YOU SAY? 79 DEGREES YOU SAY? THEN THE METEOR MAN GETS TO SOME CITY IN I-DONT-REMEMBER-WHERE AND HE TELLS US THAT ITS SNOWING. SUSAN LOSES IT. SHE FLIPS AROUND IN A WHIRL OF GREYS AND SHADOWS AND SPINS TO INFINITY. THEN SHE MEOWS AND HOWLS AND GIVES THE EARTH A MIRACULOUS SCREAM. SUSAN MUST HATE WINTER. I TOLD HER I GOT A SEASON PASS AND SHE HAS BEEN SHABBY WITH ME SINCE. GIVING ME EMPTY STARES AND COOL, IF NOT COLD, EXCHANGES WHEN WE PASS IN THE TAN MARBLE HALLWAY THAT SEPERATES THE ROOMS. I AM GETTING OUT OF UTAH ON THURSDAY.

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Holden associate andy forgash is in a band called ANCIENT AGE here in portland oregon. Video filmed and edited by shelby menzel.

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Taken from Surf Powdah Eat Chowdah.blogspot.com 

We set out Sunday morning and pioneered on a journey, deep into the Sierra Nevada mountain range (location withheld for obvious reasons). Ben"Chauncy"Lynch, Kyle "KG" Georgeson, Peter "Caveman" Tankersley and I backpacked into our destination (found via Google earth) with one task in mind… build a ski in, ski out shelter that we could return to later this winter.

 We ended up finding the perfect place to build this sucka, right in a small meadow that had once been struck by a small forrest fire. This way not only are there tons of great "specimens", but you don’t have to feel bad about cutting down a bunch of dead trees. What’s gonna work? Teamwork

 -Eric Messier 

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"THE HOLDEN VIDEOS ARE LIKE GOOD IGNORABLE JAZZ"-MARTIN SCORSESES

MIKE AND THE GANG JUST GOT SEASON PASSES TO THE LOCAL MOUNTAIN HERE IN PORTLAND. ONE VIDEO PRODUCTION COMPANY RULES AND HOOKED ME UP, I BETTER DUST OFF THE HI-8 CAMERA. IT ALSO HAPPENS TO BE A VOLCANO, SO EXPECT SOME INSANE SHIT AS SOON AS WE ALL GET SOME SNOWBOARDS AND GO UP THERE. ONE TIME WHEN I WAS A KID WE USED TO EAT PEOPLES LEFTOVER FOOD IN THE LODGE AFTER THEY LEFT THEIR TABLE. RICH PEOPLE NEVER EAT THE WHOLE PIZZA. THE ONLY PERSON MORE OF A BOTTOM FEEDER WAS THIS TELEMARK SKIER, I THINK HIS NAME WAS BOB, OR BILL. HE SKIED IN JEANS WHEN IT MEANT YOU WERE CRUMMY, NOT ON THE CUTTING EDGE OF COSTUMES AND FASHION. TELEMARK SKIERS HAVE IMPECCABLE STYLE ANYWAY, THE CLASSIC ONES AT LEAST, THAT RIPPED IT UP ALL THROUGH THE 70′S. I SAW THIS LITTLE KIS SPIT A HUGE AMOUNT OF SCUM INTO THESE FRIES BEFORE HE LEFT THE TABLE AND THEN A MINUTE OR SO LATER, BOB ENCOUNTERS THE FRIES ON HIS AFTERNOON TRASH CAN LUNCH, AND ATE THEM, NO QUESTIONS ASKED. NONE OF US SAID A WORD, AND IN HINDSIGHT THERE IS NOT MUCH YOU COULD HAVE SAID. I IMAGINE HE ASSUMES THERE IS SPIT IN EVERYTHING HE EATS, HE TAKES IT AS FACT, AND THAT IS WHY HE WILL OUTLIVE US ALL WHEN THE DARK AGES RETURN. ENJOY YOUR DAY.

-the s man. 

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new videos added, one was filmed and directed by scotty wittlake himself. I think its a personal commentary on the highs and lows of life, and some good tunes. See for yourself

new videos added at a frequent rythmn. You can expect to see in depth perspectives, teary video moments, illegal measures, and lots of the outdoor world. Get a cat, and enjoy.

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